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Friday, October 14, 2011

Siberian Husky Property Laws


1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it can never be yours.

6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

7. If I saw it first, it's mine.

8. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.

9. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.

10. If I get tired of it, it's still mine.

11. If it used to be yours, get over it.

12. If it's broken, it's yours.