Saturday, July 30, 2011

Furry Alarm Clock

Hey cool pups!

Well, I hope you are staying cool! It is a scorcher out there today!

I think I will stay inside and snooze in the cool breezes of the a/c.

So do any of you fur kids have problems with your humans sleeping in?

Mine love to sleep in, especially on a Saturday. This puts a big damper on my plans.

But I have the solution for you. It's a short 3 step program that is sure to work!

1. Give them a nice soft woo. You don't want to make it too loud, and scare them out of bed. A low grumble grumble will work too.

If number 1 fails, head for number 2.

2. Stick your cold, wet nose on them. Give it a little shove too. Anywhere will work. Just find a nice spot of warm skin sticking out from those covers and give it a push.

By now, this should have done the trick. But if your human is really out of it, or just ignoring you, I give you full permission to escalate to level 3!

3. Use the claw. A nice firm claw to the back of the head will have them up and at em. In extreme cases the forehead and facial area will work also. Use this sparingly.

These steps should have your human up and doing your bidding in no time!

Happy Saturday!

Stay cool out there.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Maggie in Control

What is this??


Phoenix has a blog? Bahahaha!

What a dope.

Who would want to read anything about him?

I mean, he's a hairy dog…with stinky dog breath.

I, Queen Maggie Mae, am much more interesting.

Kitty cats are far more superior.

Stupid dogs.

I think if anyone should have a blog, it should be ME.

Phoenix better watch his hairy back.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Awoo For A/C

I am one happy Husky again. The humans fixed the a/c!

It was pretty miserable yesterday. Mom and I were awfully cranky.

Dad had to work so Mom took me with her and we rode around with him. I'm not a big fan of car rides, but I didn't even put up a fuss getting in the truck. I was ready to get out of there!

A man came and fixed it this morning. I give him two paws way up!

He smelled pretty good too.

I can finally nap in comfort once again.

Life is good.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Thursday, July 7, 2011


Mom came across pictures from my tooth extraction surgery. She immediately started laughing when she saw this one.

I didn't find it very funny. I felt awful!

In February Dad took me to get my teeth cleaned. I had stinky breath and the vet said it was time for a dental appointment.

My breath was fine if you ask me.

After he dropped me off he got a call from the vet letting them know I had a big molar that needed to come out. Uh oh. So for some stupid reason they told her to go ahead and take care of it.

I felt awful when I woke up. The vet told Mom I was grumpy and looked like I wanted to bite somebody's face off. Mom said I just looked miserable.

I couldn't eat my dog food or treats. Mom made me rice and parsley when I started feeling better.

I had to take lots of medicine too. That's okay though, because that meant cheese!

They had several good laughs at my expense. Dad said I looked stoned.